Which State r u in?

This is a short extract (may be relevant n would make sense to ppl well versed with States in India n the mannerisms of people there)
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Scenario 1
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, then a fourth and they start arguing about who's right.
You are in Kolkatta !

Scenario 2
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, sees them and walks on. That's Mumbai !

Scenario 3
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along & tries to make peace.The first two get together & beat him up.
That's Delhi !

Scenario 4
Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch. A guy comes along and quietly opens a chai/kapi (tea/coffee) stall ---
That's anywhere in Kerala !

Scenario 5
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, then a fourth and they start to figure out an algorithm to solve the fight, without actually getting involved; making sure they earn a lot of foreign currency for the state
Then you are in Bangalore !

Scenario 6
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes and shows the board (in Marathi)...
"Amchya Gharasamor Bhandu naka, Shejaryanchya Gharasamor ja "  (or Translated in Hindi as ‘Hamare ghar ke samne jhagda mat karo, baaju ke ghar ke samne jao) (Translated in English as 'Don’t fight in front of our house, go n fight in front of the house next door'!
That's Pune for you !!!
 :)